I'm a freelance web developer. I used to work in restaurants, where I tinkered with POS systems and refactored third party web software to improve usability and efficiency. I also spent a fair amount of time keeping legacy hardware systems working long past their prime.
I'm looking for restaurant work now. Well, I'm looking for any work right now! But I can't land a job in I.T., so I'm going to go back to the restaurant industry.
If you're curious, here's my résumé.