Time Zones

Responding to a question about Vladimir Putin at a press conference, Joe Biden claimed that Russia has 8 time zones.

That's ridiculous.

We have four in this country, right? Do you know how many time zones they have?

Do not, you know...lie.

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11. It's not even funny.

11. I'm saying “11.” Yes, sir, 11.


That's how big they are. 11. That's how big they are. Yeah.

I can believe that. I'm a firm believer in that. Alright?

Joe Biden

never really studied that up.

That's why we have to have computers because man! nobody is perfect. You know?

Audio excerpts taken from “Time Zone,” from Negativland's Escape From Noise album.